{"product_id":"and-then-you-die-of-dysentary","title":"And Then You Die of Dysentery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA quirky, nostalgic send-up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard-earned life lessons from the trail. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePack your wagons, find your ride-or-(literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt’s General Store with a sack of cash—it’s time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty-first-century style! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e…And Then You Die of Dysentery \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis the perfect send-up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eOregon Trail\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecomputer game. Featuring a four-color design in the game’s iconic 8-bit format, alongside pop culture references galore, the book offers 50 humorous, snarky lessons gleaned from the game’s most iconic moments, including gems such as:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eSuffering from exhaustion is a real thing\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e(It’s not just PR code for why a celebrity went to rehab.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf you hunt too frequently in one area, game will become scarce. (The first signs of gentrification!)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eInvite your sweetie to cuddle with you while looking up at the stars. (The night sky was the original Netflix \u0026amp; Chill. Step 1: Loosen up Orion’s belt...)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith its laugh-out-loud commentary and its absurdist nostalgia, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e...And Then You Die of Dysentery \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis the ultimate trip down memory lane … all the way to the Willamette Valley.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harper Collins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47569323655413,"sku":"9781328624390","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8156\/6453\/files\/IMG-2751.webp?v=1769722537","url":"https:\/\/thefillingstationgoods.com\/products\/and-then-you-die-of-dysentary","provider":"The Filling Station Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}